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  • BitchScopes: The Bitter Bitchy Truth Of The Zodiac
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    BitchScopes: The Bitter Bitchy Truth Of The Zodiac

    Aries (March 21st to April 19th) They suck at foreplay. Excellent at getting an erection at a minute’s notice, and perfect for a quickie – but totally suck at foreplay. That’s probably because Aries is also known as the infant of the zodiac, and thus the entire concept of “your wants and desires” is alien […] More

  • [NSFW] What Your Sex Life Is Like, According To The Zodiac
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    [NSFW] What Your Sex Life Is Like, According To The Zodiac

    Astrology is a funny thing. I personally don’t believe in it, but when I see horoscopes posted somewhere, I always check mine out. If it’s a good horoscope, I act like I just won something; If it’s a bad horoscope, I remind myself that I don’t believe in that stuff anyway and convince myself that […] More